I managed to get out again.......
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This time it was a couple of weeks ago during the heatwave.
Me and the lads went to Manchester for a bender.I'm getting abit old for this but had to prove to myself that I still have the liver of an elephant.I have.9.30am and I have a bowl of porridge washed down with a cold Stella.9.45am and I'm waiting outside my local waiting for a taxi watching the girls walking the horses.Life is good.10.15am and we meet up with some of the p##s heads in the town center at Wetherspoons where 3 more pints and a full English are consumed.I am now allready loosing track of time but don't care.
A very long story cut short and it appears that my watch is telling me some kind of lies and that it's 4.30am and I've got some sort of alcoholic,vomit inducing beverage in my hand so I reackon it's time for home.
I can recall looking at the clock next to the bed and it was 5 ish.
What seemed like a short time later my f##king phone was ringing...I answer it to find my wife most relieved to find I'm not dead then proceeding to bollo#ck me from a great height(where the hell are you????you selfish basta#rd,I'm worried sick).I reply that I'm about 3 feet away in the next bedroom where upon she slams the phone down and opens the door to let my young children in to play with there Daddy.....
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Life is not so good now..........
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