Somebody's having a laugh!!

[Jeremy Rowland]

Hi Folks,

Well I normally carry a camera with me these days cos you never know what machinery you may see along the way
So yesterday I was out shopping with my friend Helena and I looked at the smart Astra van that I had parked near to, well you know what its like when something just don't look right

Then the penny dropped now I have cable tied the plastic wheel trims to my car to stop em falling off or some little scrote from nicking one, but the geyser who owns this van has........

wait for it...........

put cable ties on his alloy wheels......

the mind boggles

[Holger]

Uh! WHY??? So that the alloy wheels do not fall of? Or is it antitheft?

[Robban_C]

... is it antitheft?

No. It is anticlever.

[Holger]

Maybe it is a way to get balance in the wheel.

[Jeremy Rowland]

I think it was probably supposed to be a double bluff, to make would be theifs think that they weren't alloy wheels fitted but plastic trims. Hmm the term durr springs to mind here.

[Robban_C]

durr? Is that a term for wheels being out of balance?

[IBH]

No, its a village in Somerset

[Holger]

Aha?

[Jeremy Rowland]

Actually durr is a way of saying somebody is thick, stupid or not clever, as in durr whats a brain?
Used to work with an apprentice who was known as Durr.

[SRB]

We had a lad we called TAPS, he loved it, till he found out what it stood for...

Thick As Pigs Sh**.