Thats one Blank Blank Blank Blank of a computer :(
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:19 am
Just want to announce that since my hard drive packed in for the 2nd time this year and got replaced - my internet download and upload speed coincidently has dwindled to around 0.1mb in other words(Shiteshite crapbollox) so excuse my lack of contributions lately but untilll I get this BT Service (Bloody Terrible Service) sorted Its too painful to upload photos and stories.
While I wait I grind my teeth to the bone waiting on a computer speed so slow I'd rather watch inch thick paint dry on a wet day being applied a metre square at a time over the great wall of China, using two coats of primer then a main coat and finally varnish using the feather tail of a baby sparrow that has to fly back home to England every five minutes for biscuits and tea with the Queen whose favourite game is to count up to a billion and back making the sparrow spell every number backwards in each language of the European Union. (now thats slow)
While I wait I grind my teeth to the bone waiting on a computer speed so slow I'd rather watch inch thick paint dry on a wet day being applied a metre square at a time over the great wall of China, using two coats of primer then a main coat and finally varnish using the feather tail of a baby sparrow that has to fly back home to England every five minutes for biscuits and tea with the Queen whose favourite game is to count up to a billion and back making the sparrow spell every number backwards in each language of the European Union. (now thats slow)
