While I wait I grind my teeth to the bone waiting on a computer speed so slow I'd rather watch inch thick paint dry on a wet day being applied a metre square at a time over the great wall of China, using two coats of primer then a main coat and finally varnish using the feather tail of a baby sparrow that has to fly back home to England every five minutes for biscuits and tea with the Queen whose favourite game is to count up to a billion and back making the sparrow spell every number backwards in each language of the European Union. (now thats slow)
