rubber duck . daft question

[wiggy]

ok a daft question
iv just told my wife she could buy me a rubber duck 4 crimbo
i wont say her answer but it was no , i wouldnt care but i only want a old one for potering in my yard
any way she asked y they r called rubber ducks
and i had to say i honestly didnt know
i guesed that they r yellow (mainly) and sit on rubber
but it got me thinkin y
so has any 1 got the answer

thanks in advance

[jcb4cx]

they can bob about like a duck and they are on tyres

[jcb4cx]

they can bob about like a duck , and its on tyres

[wiggy]

they can bob about like a duck and they are on tyres

thnk u i was nealy right

[68a]

Hi Wiggy.I am abit dyslexic myself at times so I just want to clarify if she's getting you a rubber dick for Christmas or a wheeled excavator?.
Had a Cat 214 years ago.It was a handy tool but you need a good pilot on them.

[wiggy]

no she shays that the hymac i segested wouldnt fit in santas sack
i then found a smalley and she said the saim
i even segested buying me a tracked machine , but she asked how many diggers do i want
i pointed out that i only had 3
a cheiftan , a thwaites tusker (thinkin of sellin it)
and a foster back actor
ive pointed out that the only difrence between men and boys is the size of there feet
and the size of there toys
she still recons im not getin any diggers for crimbo
how mean is that

i have been a good boy all yr and all that stuf LOL

[68a]

[Hugh Jaleak]

Can never have enough machinery, have you thought of trading in the wife against a duck?

My first experience was on a Liebherr 902. Had a blade on one end, although regular driver rarely used it, did rock about a bit but you got used to it and learned to drive the machine accordingly. The boss promoted a 3C driver onto the 902, and gave the 902 driver a 912. The 912, the driver said you had to watch, as it would fall over a lot more easily!

I stuck with the 805B, least I couldnt get a puncture with that.

[wiggy]

Can never have enough machinery, have you thought of trading in the wife against a duck?

My first experience was on a Liebherr 902. Had a blade on one end, although regular driver rarely used it, did rock about a bit but you got used to it and learned to drive the machine accordingly. The boss promoted a 3C driver onto the 902, and gave the 902 driver a 912. The 912, the driver said you had to watch, as it would fall over a lot more easily!

I stuck with the 805B, least I couldnt get a puncture with that.

trading the wife against a duck
now there is a plan LOL
ive even tryed explaining if i get a duck or just a tracked digger ill b geting shut of one or two of my present machines evnn though i love the wife i had a digger b4 i had a wife

[Hugh Jaleak]

Few women understand the finer points of a good machine. Perhaps you could be looking after a duck for a mate?